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1. Q O R K (negative
response)
2. RA
3. upcoming Troop
movements
4. down-tempo
list
5. Taste
6. Missile Targets
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Q O R
K
QORK has been disbanded as local guerillas have decided
to
throw support behind the MIKE HUCKABY event @Sonar on
saturday september o5. Mr. Huckaby likens from Detroit,
USA
and guarantees to deliver some quality Detroit techno and
house.
Shrum Tribe & Together 604 apologize for the late decision
as
QORK was being considered as an after-event for Sonar.
However
current situations deem this difficult.
Status: random expression of QORK could occur soon,
but
NOT this saturday. The
infoline will NOT be used for any of
our events this saturday.
DiReKtoR AUT
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confirmed REAL
In the Mix show 574: Octave
One/DJ Orion, 573: Mike Dunn & Byron Stingily
upcoming: Neil Landstruum, Juan Atkins, UR, Merrick Brown,
D.JeRome
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troop movements
-sept. o5, Mike Huckaby (detroit) @
Sonar
-sept. o6, van. Full Moon Party (Jim Trickett's old
crew) 878-4774.
-sept. 19th, sea. PLAY (feat. Double
D- hardcore) (206) 689-6993
-sept. 19, tobias & db
in Smithers, bc
- 8pm thursdays @Zeitgeist coffee,
Pioneer Square, sea. (jackson & Occidental) an
interactive experimental exhibition of discourse on deconstructionism/
modernism.
-Tecknowledgy, fridays, van. @Fluid
Lounge. HQ Communications dnb'
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Taste
(contribution from agent SLY)
Well, I have impecable taste, so what I write here should be
taken as
the law.
Period.
End of story...
So, I just
tried Cranberry Lemonade from Bel-Air for the very first
time, and I must say
it's pretty good. A little bit on the sweet side,
but that can be
easily remedied in one of two ways:
1. Add extra water to the
mixture, thus diluting the mixture and
reducing the
sweetness.
2. Add some Real Lemon lemon juice to the mixture, thus
introducing
another tangy element to the mixture to combat the
sweetness.
A combination of these two may be attempted only by
trained
professionals.
Some other plus sides of this
beverage:
-the price- at $0.85 a can, you can't go wrong...
-the
mixing instructions- add FOUR CANS of water, creating more liquid
than can be
achieved with a more expensive can of orange juice...
-the colour- dark
red, not pink like all those other sissy lemonades
out there. This is
the shiznit for the REAL MAN!!!
Well, I think that's enough incoherent
ramblings from me on the topic of
non-alcoholic beverages. I hope you
all enjoyed this quiet interlude.
Stay tuned next time our next in-depth
report:
V8- Vegetables are for Eating, NOT Drinking.
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Missile Targets
pedicabo ego vos et
irrumabo
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